The Apology Machine

NEW COVER: One year after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, Mark Zuckerberg says Facebook really cares. Then why is there an endless cycle of fury and apology? https://t.co/oTEnIo4I1T pic.twitter.com/DSXgQaBlKZ

— Businessweek (@BW) March 14, 2019

            switch (publicApology) {
            case 'empathetic':
              setVision().makeEyeContact();
              delay().then(() => {
                speak('I AM SORRY');
              })
              coreTemp(currentCoreTemp * 1.05);

              ductControl()
                .tears(2)
                .delay()
                  .then(() => {
                    wipeTear();
              });
              return null;
            default:
                return userHarvest({
                  version: '6772b3',
                });
            }